Fighting In a Bar Is Gay

Brion Bishop

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Fighting is a almost a natural reaction in men when they feel disrespected, but listening to Brion’s view of it changes perspective:

“Fighting someone at a bar might be gayer than having sex with a man. Imagine
being in a bar surrounded by beautiful women but all you can think about is that dude in the corner, who’s been staring at you all night. So you walk
over there and get right up in his face, till you can feel his breath on your lips. You’re so close you could kiss, but
you’re not gay, right? So you wrap your hands around his waist and drag him onto the ground with you instead. Your shirts get ripped off on the way down, it’s skin on skin now. He’s trying to thrust his
hips out of there now, but you know who’s in charge, so you keep him pinned down and spit in his face to remind him. Then your hands run up his body, and as they start to coil around his neck five dudes
are literally trying to peel you off this guy. But you’re not going to let that happen, nothing’s getting between
you two, 'cause he’s all yours tonight.”

This perspective may reduce the fighting men often get themselves into in bars.