PinnedAdam ElliottI Figured Out The Whole Streaming Thing!OK I think I figured out the whole streaming thing: Netflix is still just Netflix but HBO Go became HBO Now and is now called HBO Max which…Jul 13, 2022Jul 13, 2022
PinnedAdam ElliottinHello, LoveLove but it’s beddingFinding love is like the perfect duvet But then you need a cover. Have you ever tried to put one on When you do not have a lover?Jun 26, 2022Jun 26, 2022
Adam ElliottHow To Handle RejectionNo matter how you slice it, getting rejected feels bad. Luckily there are some coping mechanisms to help you get through the sad.May 28, 2022May 28, 2022
Adam ElliottA Poem About SpringAs Spring turns to Summer And before the leaves fall, There’s a month in between That could be the best of them all.Apr 30, 2022Apr 30, 2022
Adam ElliottOn Line at the UPS Store (Part 4): “On Fucking Up”“Man I fucked up.”Apr 23, 2022Apr 23, 2022
Adam ElliottRaising Awareness About a Horrible ConditionI am writing now to raise awareness about a very debilitating syndrome that impacts millions (if not billions) of people every year. It’s…Apr 22, 2022Apr 22, 2022
Adam ElliottOn Line at the UPS Store (Part 3): “On Antinatalism” (Part 1)“Hello.”Apr 12, 2022Apr 12, 2022
Adam ElliottOn Line at the UPS Store (Part 2): “On Narcissism”“Hi again. Can you believe we are still waiting on this line?”Apr 2, 20221Apr 2, 20221
Adam ElliottYou Have Already ArrivedI say and write a lot of stupid shit so I’d like to take a break from that to offer something I hope is not stupid. Because this is…Mar 31, 20222Mar 31, 20222
